througha desert with a man without ears

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.
It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the first candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.
"Yes. You're wearing contacts."
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?"
"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

read this joke....its freaking funny lah...(a bit disgusting lah )

a man is driving down a highway in the middle of nowhere and he been driving for a long time and is on a business trip. he is in a hurry but needs to shit really bad. he suddenly sees a porta potty and decides to stop there..he goes in and sits down and when he is finished he looks to where the toilet paper should be and there is just a hole that reads "wipe your butt with your pointer and middle fingers and stick them through this hole and they will be licked clean by human lips" the man disgusted sits there for 20 minutes and and realizes he has to do it or he will be late. so he takes his two fingers and wipes his butt and puts them through the hole. on the other side is a guy with two bricks and he winds up and smashes the mans fingers in between the two bricks. the man in excruschiating pain pulls his fingers back and sticks them in his mouth...
i told u it was pretty funny....:)

a lot has change....

happy things come and go....
sad things stay in yur mind forever...
ever felt left out...dun feel pity for yurself...
think about the cause of yur sadness...
ever felt like u are on top of the world...dun be too excited...
as one door opens ....u might get a another door closing...

life isn't about suceeding or winning.....
it's about suceeding and winning with honesty and pride....
lieing is not a sin....but lieing creates a sin when it is collected....
never pity yurself too much ...
as there may be more people suffering more than u re...
this is sumthing that just came out....hope u like it

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vaish

sumthing interesting which makes a lot of sense ..

Dont let someone become a priority inyour life,
When you are just an option in theirlife
Relationships works best when they are balanced.

Never explain yourself to anyone,
Because the person who likes you doesnt need it(unless u have done sumthing wrong )
And the person who dislikes you wont believe it

When you keep saying you are busy,
Then you are never free.
When you keep saying you have no time,
Then you will never have time.

When you keep saying that you will do it tomorrow,
Then tomorrow will nevercome.
When we wake up this morning, we have two simple choices.
Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Choice is yours
We make them cry who care for us,
We cry for those who never care for us
And we care for those who will never cry for us
This is the truth of life,
it’sstrange but true

Once u realize this, it’s never too late to change
Don’t make promises when you are in joy
Don’t reply when you are sad
Don’t take decisions when u are angry
Think twice, Act wise
Time is like a river, You cannot touch the same water twice
Because the flow that has passed will never pass again
Enjoy every moment of life ande always think about the people who care about u ....

a person i will never forget

the best teacher for me (Pn.Sharifah)

today was a very shocking day for me .....i dun think i will ever be able to forget this day .....the reason:

my favourite/best/class teacher gave me a bomb by saying that today is the last day she will be teaching her as in she is transfering to another school in taiping .....my first reaction to my teacher was 'teacher u're joking rite??'but she was 'no , im not'....immediatly tears started to pour out of my eyes.....i have been with her only for two months for the year 2008 and suddenly she was leaving....not knowing what to do i just cried and cried non-stop...

as a teacher she was a fanstatic one .....she always made me to look forward for my english lesson...my english lesson with Pn.Sharifah has always been such fun.....she made english so much fun that we always loved learning ...

as a class teacher she was very well planned of what she will be doing with my class...every month in our class we have a theme....we have done so many things together that made our relationship with Pn.Sharifah so special....

as a person (what can i say )she has a wonderful heart , a big smile over her face alwayz....i dun think i can ever see her cry .....Pn.Sharifah is fair to all of us ....she doesn't pick her favourite student...she alwayz supports us in anything we do ....she has alwayz been there if there is anything thing that u would like to share with her .....

having Pn.Sharifah as my class teacher was one of the best moments of my life....she is a fanstatic class teacher ....

saying goodbye to her was so hard .....almost all of my classmates cried....she said that 'having us as her students was an honour ' but i can tell that ' having her as my class teacher was more than that'....i was gifted to have a class teacher like her in my secondary school....she the best ...

she is someone i can never forget .....i love u teacher....

U'RE THE BEST .....

have a nice time in yur new school ....

dun forget us here in ipoh k ....

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vaish

dun judge a book by its cover and a very long example follows

okay ....

u know when people say dun judge a book by its cover ...i alwayz think of a dirty book with nice text inside it ....but it has been 10 months since i actually thought about it in that way ..as it can mean much much more than just a book
inccidents happen in your life in which sometimes u take a 180 degrees turn around to see the world...at times....it seems hard to believe that sometimes people are not alwayz what u think they are....as i have said in one of my last post's as a friend you should ALWAYZ BE LOYAL AND HONEST....
even after a few months ....i began to realise sumthing changing deep down me...

eg..i had a person who betrayed me until i almost died facing the it....but now i soon realise that at times u will somehow miss having such a person in yur life...because normally as human beings ...once sumone has cheated or betrayed on u ...u immediatly move away and stay away from this particular person...
i feel that before doing such a thing u should alwayz think from that person point of view and how that person would feel if u moved away from him/her....although the person is wrong u should try talking to the person first before doing such a thing

i have no idea y this thing came out of my head suddenly ...but it's just that i feel it's nice to share yur feelings to people rather then to keep it to yurself....
well..hope u enjoyed the post ....

how important it is to express your feelings towards a person

hie..finally i have sumthing to write in my blog again
here it goes...

hmm.....see it's very normal for a person to have a lot of misunderstandings with another person ....but solving it the right way makes u special .....as fas as i have gone in 14 years of life ....i feel that we should always say what we feel because at times without doing so ...u will only go backwards.....okay
eg this person has been with u for a very long time ....u like the person and at times u feel that u just can't be around the person ...u also feel that u dun like some of the stuff this person does.....u get very irratated but u keep quiet .....(THIS IS WRONG)
as time goes on the person starts to think that u like him/her and he/she continues doing stuff that u dun like ....
there comes a point when u start rebelling and objecting what ever the person says..coz u get really pissed off.....

now the problem starts
the person will feel that u are backstabing on he/she because to the person he/she will feel that u have betrayed him/her ....as u never told the person what u have felt over the years.....so as a result to u will usually get into a big fight which will disturb yur mind and soul.....it isn't really worth it when u could have solved it at the very beginning

this is how many relationships go majorly wrong ....
my advice 'always say what u feel is right and stick to it '
it helps ...trust me